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I Poisoned Myself... (accidentally)

Writer's picture: Nichole MarieNichole Marie

When the instructions say to use a broom to work the flea powder into the carpet...

USE A GODDAMN BROOM!

I unplugged the suction hose from the vacuum and used it as a quicker way to get the job done... The only setback is that it makes it go into the air via a cloud. First, my shirt was pulled over my face and then baklava, but I got the job done. But I had already inhaled enough to poison myself. I've been super sick for the past few days and according to the label and other research, it just has to run its course through my body. Don't worry, I have been keeping myself hydrated and on the brat (banana, rice, apple, toast) diet to help calm my system down. Yes, I'm aware that I am dumb...and not to ever do that again!










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